friends.bestfriends

• FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
• BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?”
• FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
• BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, “you will die in Seven days…” (Note, if you don’t understand this, watch The Ring. Then watch The Ring 2. Then watch Ringu.)
• FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
• BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, “Walk much, dumb ass?”
• FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
• BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and brings him to you.
• FRIENDS: Will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.
• BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, “Ha Ha, Loser!”
• FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
• BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
• FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
• BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
• FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
• BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, “Run, fucker, run!”
• FRIENDS: Will help you move.
• BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
• FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
• BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, “That was awesome! Let’s do it again!”
• FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail again
• BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying “DAMN!” we messed up!
• FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
• BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
• FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
• BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
• FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
• BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
• FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
• BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.
• FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
• BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”
• FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
• BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…
• FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
• BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you
• FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
• BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.”
• FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
• BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
• FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
• BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
• FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough.
• BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say “Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don’t waste!
• FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
• BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this :)